Zayn today (10.5)

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“incorrect email or password”

which one you horrid cunt

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izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

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when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

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dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

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binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

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pirateloser:

littleannabear:

asilverlinings:

ehxaling:

I CAN’T BREATHE OMG

OH MY GOD

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HUGH JACKMAN STEALING THE BREAD ITS ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD PLEASE TUMBLR OK THANKYOU BYE

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zaynandharry:

i have a soft spot for japan zayn

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harrysthefather:

cokeflow:

I wish people thought I was funny instead of attractive

i wish i had your problems

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hangoverpart3:

Tomorrow, witness the epic finale you never saw coming. Get your tickets to The Hangover Part III: http://hangoverpart3.com 

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

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“There is no doubt that Niall is the cute one.”

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x

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louisgirldirectioner:

bippityboppityboobear:

Zayn and Liam should do a cover of, “Suit & Tie” by Justin Timberlake together and put in online.

Also they should have sex

That can go online, too.

Make it Liam’s first YouTube video.

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